We have two pets. This is the one that doesn’t make me rage and shout.
Vincent S. Turtle, a yellow-eared slider (t. scripta scripta)
She (yes, she) almost had a new friend from work: a female map turtle (graptemys geographica) from work that needed a new home. But someone claimed it before I made up my mind.
[It being early in the morning, I may or may not have gotten the species names completely correct.]